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So here it is:

Pick s a muse from the MD players (I don't care if it's someone of opposite sex or same) and write a story/poem/letter to that person in which you declare your love for her/him. Easy? Well..not quite.
There are 2 WPs to award: one for the must funny declaration (make me roll on the floor laughing) and one for the most cheesy, mushy, diabetes inducing and vomiting incentive declaration(for the second type of declaration...the more stereotypes and cliches it has, the better).

Contest ends next Saturday (hopefully I will have the time on Sunday to judge them).

Post your entries in this thread.

I will also need 3 persons as jury. My vote will count more (of course!) but I don't want this contest to be 100% subjective. So, if you want to help, please PM me.


So...ready! set! start making me sick! or die of laughter...





Update:you have to choose one of the 2 categories. Because you cannot win 2 WPs.
And I have a jury member. Need 2 more.

Add the name of the muse!! It is very important! Personalize the letter! Don't just throw words! Something like: fenrir, my love! I would happily give away half of the crits i own to see you banned forever! (ok...that was a bad example cause it's not cheesy enough :D)

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[color="#800080"][font="Times New Roman"][i]To you I write to declare my love,
this I have known for so long.
Hoping this reaches you by my dove,
I wait for you to sing me just one song.
When I first looked into your eyes,
I saw twinkle that took my breath,
The feeling of love I cannot deny,
And this feeling I shall have until death.
So now here I sit writing for you,
Thinking of what I have to loose.
Though even then this is what I knew,
I have nothing but to gain, you my muse.[/i][/font]

Love Poem To~ [b][u][i]Chewett[/i][/u][/b][/color]

Must we post who we write our message to?

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Oh beloved Mulgrave
Whenever I see you, I get all warm and sweaty. They can say that's just the food poisoning all they want, I know I love every vomit inducing inch of you.
You hair, it is like a long river of curly brown fur. Seriously, take a bath, its getting a bit gross.
Your eyes... well I don't know what they look like to be honest, I never pay attention to them. But I am sure they are sort of okay. Maybe.
I love to watch you walk away from me. There is just something in the way you sway your hips that says "every step I take makes me harder to see".
I tolerate that pink sweater you insist on wearing, a little bit less each day. Please get a new one. Made of paper. For your head.
I love the way that you are always ready to talk to me about your problems. Just don't every expect me to pay attention or stay awake.
Most of all, above all of this, I love the way that I almost never have to see you.
Cherio, I'm off on a date with Amoran. Have fun cleaning!

(Obviously this is for the humour category)

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Every time I see you in the park,
my heart gets a little spark.
You may feel like a nobody at times,
but you will always be a somebody to me.
Somebody who can always make me laugh,
somebody who never makes me sad,
and the first somebody to have stolen my heart.
No one, to me you are a someone.
My special someone.

(Yes, I realize I am not the best at making poems.)

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I tried to find you again,
I am alone trying to find you,
I just want you find you again,look inside your eyes and say
I live without youa gain

The time passes,the night goes away , the light comes to door,

I try to pretend but i could not hide
I dreamed about lonely night with your love,
I tasted your kiss and I hurt my pain,tried to forget you,but i cant,
I thought i was stronger than that love,
ó my passion,

I am yours
However much i want to dispose of as I am
My heart refuses to accept that time passes way and i do not forget of love you.

Proved your kissed again, but i cant live like a horn person anymore.

I love you my chicken girl.

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[u][i][b]To Keida with love[/b][/i][/u]

[font="Arial Black"][color="#FF0000"]I will always be
a bullet in your gun
to hurt those
that hurt your sun

My dear demon girl
let me in your heart
your love makes me cry
your love makes me laugh

You are my goddess
you are my fear
my sweetheart
my love is real

I will bring you
all the flowers of the world
just to see your eyelashes
bat at me once more

Girl I think
you need to understand
heaven is you
even when you are hell

Please remember
that every breathe
that is in your lungs
is a tiny little gift to me[/color]

(the last 3 sentences are copied from a song but as one of the best Greek writers once said: "Amateurs steal ideas, professionals copy them"[/font]

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[color="#800080"][b][size="5"][font="Arial Narrow"]Shall i compare thee to a beautiful MD day?

The sun beats down eternally on my skin, i feel its warmth.

Oh how i wish i could have my way

Come now with me, let's retire to my fiery hearth.



Life has no meaning if not spent with an other.

What's that look on your face? Are you nervous?

Come here baby, let me rub your shoulder!

With this lotion, i brought it just for this purpose.



That feels wonderful doesn't it? Oh doesn't that smell divine?

Oh are you thirsty now? Here drink some of this wine..[/font][/size][/b][/color]

[b]~Nimrodel[/b]


(It started as a cheesy love poem, but I changed my mind midway through)
For the most funny declaration poem. This is a sonnet (ish) I didn't bother
to make sure it followed the guidelines of a sonnet

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Dear Curiose

i hope you think im a fun guy.
I admire your Amanitopsis vaginata, but its your Fairy Ring with its Smooth Lepiota which really gets me going!
this letter isnt to compliment you too much, i dont want to get mushy.
i would like to know if you have room in your life for me x

Yours Asterdai

(you can choose where this belongs depending on whether you find it amusing ;))

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Dear Yala,

I must confess-- I am a thief, and I am here to take your heart. Paradise does not lie where your beautious bossom may lie, holding your heart, but paradise is surely farther south!

Forget that cheese brain Agis, he cannot compare to me! You are mine, baby, all mine, and you say it every time in the sheets. ; D So, baby, let me check my watch, and ask: What time do you gotta be back in heaven? For dinner, I think we should have you, because you look mighty fine this lovely day. But one more thing, I must ask: Are you a surgeon, because I swear, you just took my heart away.

So, baby, shall we escape across the desert to our sunset or shall we saunter on to our nightly get away? ; D It's all yours, and you are [i]all[/i] mine.

Curiose.

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How I envy you
Like the morning dew
So unique and pure
So very obscure

You are like water
Nothing can matter
You're the only one
Who is truly one

May you be gentle
But like a candle
Your tears are burning
When they are pouring

From Luc
To the Shades

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To my beloved Nimrodel,

Since it is Valentine’s Day, I would like to express to you how much I love you and how much I have been loving you everyday.

You say I never help out around the house and that I always ignore you when asked to take out the rubbish. In all truthfulness, I ignore you because of my undying love for you. I know that you have a fear of putting on extra weight. By making sure that you do all the chores alone, I am ensuring that you get all the exercises required to keep any extra pounds off. It is my way of showing you how much I love you.

I also intentionally keep the toilet seat up as a sign of my love. I know that you get annoyed whenever the seat is up. It is proven that getting annoyed burns calories, not to mention the extra motion required to put the seat down. See….. more proof that I love you.

As for my flirting with all pretty young girls, it is my way of motivating you to stay fit and beautiful at all times. You can channel that anger and jealousy to working out more so that you do not lose out to them.

In conclusion, the end result would be a slim, pretty and active you. All done out of my love for you from the bottom of my bottom. In the end, you will be a hot MILF while I continue to put on weight from being an aging couch potato. It is a sacrifice that I am doing for you.

Love you always!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

From your beloved,
MIKE

PS: Whats for dinner?

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Submitting for humour section:

Samuel My pimp grasan has always had hots for Burns, as many of you must be knowing. Since he kept on breaking pens to write a letter, and his writing was illegible... I wrote what he dictated.

PS: The huge kiss mark in the background is an imprint of sammy's lips. >_>

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Your hair
it looks so fair
your face
oh such grace
those lovely lips
if I could only touch them with my fingertips
and these adorable breasts
on which I’d like to rest
and your lovely waist
for which you certainly shouldn’t be shamefaced
and your legs
which make me beg
and these tiny little feet
only the sight of them raises my heartbeat

you are just perfect, you see
a perfect match for me
you are as gorgeous as a fairy
my biggest wish would be
that you would marry
a simple boy like me
So Dst
would you be
the valentine for me

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Like a lily among thorns is my Peace among the young women.

How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Golemus. Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing. Each has its twin; not one of them is alone. Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon; your mouth is lovely. Your temples behind your veil are like the halves of a pomegranate. Your neck is like Wind's Sanctuary, built with courses of stone; on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of warriors. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies. Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, I will go to the mountain of myrrh and to the hill of incense. You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.

You have stolen my heart, my Queen, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace. How delightful is your love, my Queen, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume more than any spice! Your lips drop sweetness as the honeycomb, my bride; milk and honey are under your tongue. The fragrance of your garments is like the fragrance of Marble Dale.

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince’s Daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of an artist’s hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle. Your neck is like the Oak Tower. Your eyes are the pools of dark water by the gate of Necrovion. Your nose is like Wind's Sanctuary looking toward the desert. Your head crowns you like Mount Kelle'tha. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, “I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.”

May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine.

__________________

A plagiarized version of The Song of Solomon. I could have written something original, but the rules don't specify and this is such a wonderful blend of humor and romance.

Every now and again I'll tell my wife that her hair is like a flock of goats...it's in the Bible gentlemen, I suggest you try this and see how it goes.

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I hope you are truly touched by my poem for BFH, however I'm submitting this for the humor section.
**Xx DISCLAIMER: I am not in love with BFH, nor does he even know I wrote this poem. xX**


Ode to BFH LIGHTHING

When I came up singing a song,
you just sat in the cabin all day long.
I decided to make you my master
And you became just like a pastor.
Or maybe a priest, playing coy
While I was your little choir boy.
And now your light illuminates me
Like a lighthouse shines on the sea.
Your buttery light licking every shadow
Until the sea tells you no, no!
I miss you like the spring and the sun
Long for the winter and the moon.
In perpetually separate places,
Yet so close to embraces.
I find it quite annoying actually
Like dst and people calling MagicDuel an RPG.
So if you want to keep our relationship going
Just meet me in MDP, I’ll be sitting there abhorring.

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[size="3"]Poem for my twisted Valentine's love[/size] ([color="#FF0000"]dst[/color])

Oh i'm writting to you
just because i'm bored
really from a woman like you
i feel so damn sored

some talk about you
that you act like a bad cat
really when i look at you
i feel like your snack

arogance i find deep in you
either in game or not
without pardon to you
i feel, but i don't know what

ok i admit i don't like you
although i respect you more
i don't purr when i meet you
i'm not yours or anyone's boar

i'm sending this to you
just because i'm bored
really i'm not interested in you
your price is what i want.

Not your name with three letters
not your stupid avy - clown
or the anger that from others
you so passionately draw.

[i]#for the most cheesy, mushy, diabetes inducing and vomiting incentive declaration[/i]

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S - for your smile, which beams at me with your rotten teeth whenever we hug.
A - for your arms, those big, strong hams that squeeze me to death like a bug.
M - for your moves, the elephantine way you walk, and stomp things in your way.
U - for your unattachedness, the indepence that makes me want to stay.
E - for your ears, so cute, they think everything i say rhymes.
L - for your lollypop, which you let me lick at times.

And for that, i post it here, for everyone to see,
No matter what the people say, Samuel spells love to me.

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So apologies to U2, but it really sums up our explosive relationship so wonderfully.
So Please turn on Without or Without You by U2 and sing along to it.
I give you Without or Without Rhaegar


Your the stone stuck in my eyes
Your the thorn twist in my side
I wait for you

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails he makes me wait
And I wait without you

With or without you
With or without you

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give me abuse but I want more
And I'm waiting for you

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you

And you give me loadsa grief
And you give me loadsa grief
And you give
And you give
And you give me loadsa grief

My hands are tied
My body bruised, he's got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose

And you give me loadsa grief
And you give me loadsa grief
And you give
And you give
And you give me loadsa grief

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you

You complete me! :wub:

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hahahahahahahah, I'm touched :D

My response to Firsanthalas... (my apologizes to the great Led Zeppelin! :D)

I know, I never leave you, baby.
But I got to go away from this place, Ive got to quit you.
Ooh, baby,
Baby, ooh dont you hear it callin?
Woman, woman, I know, I know its good to have you back again
And I know that one day baby, its *gonna really* grow, yes it is.
We gonna go walkin through the park every day.
Hear what I say, every day.
Baby, its really growin, you made me happy every single day.
But now Ive got to go away
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Thats when its callin me
Thats when its callin me back home...

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[color="#FF0000"][size="7"][font="Arial Black"]Oh Baby ![/font][/size][/color]

( This was my declaration for Indy but you should actually SEE me do it rather than read it =)) :)) )

Edit: Video ?? ... I don't know if a WP is worth seeing this :)))

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[quote name='Master' timestamp='1297950363' post='78979']
[color="#FF0000"][size="7"][font="Arial Black"]Oh Baby ![/font][/size][/color]

( This was my declaration for Indy but you should actually SEE me do it rather than read it =)) :)) )
[/quote]

I don;t know about them...but i would definitely want to see you :))

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