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Lord Jaguar

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  1. Panic! At the Disco :D

    1. Ars Alchemy

      Ars Alchemy

      Panic at the Taco Bell!

  2. A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

  3. A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

  4. This is an awesome idea Pothos! Its like Slapfest all over again... I love it! I am still relatively new to magicduel as well (86 days active whoot!) so I will just run around spreading good cheer and the message everywhere I go to help out. This Newbie would love to have some resources or a critter if anyone is in a giving mood... (Pretty Please?) XD Joy to the World! -LJ
  5. I want them to write "Brb" on my gravestone when I die.

    1. Dragual

      Dragual

      Only if they write afk on mine! ^^

    2. Guillak
    3. Dragual

      Dragual

      Lol xD what about ttly?

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  6. MagicDuel Adventure was pushed to first position on the home page, thank you for voting! -SWEET-

  7. is divulging his mind in the complexities of th... ooo look a squirrel!

  8. [b][url="http://magicduel.com/dlg/dlg.userdetails_arena.php?eid=bQY0xoRCjOx_KdLtk15Y7g,,"][color=#7E5132]Lord Jaguar[/color][/url]: [/b]I love Bob the tree, he means so much to me. [b][url="http://magicduel.com/dlg/dlg.userdetails_arena.php?eid=bQY0xoRCjOx_KdLtk15Y7g,,"][color=#7E5132]Lord Jaguar[/color][/url]: [/b]From root to leaf, his power is beyond belief. [b][url="http://magicduel.com/dlg/dlg.userdetails_arena.php?eid=bQY0xoRCjOx_KdLtk15Y7g,,"][color=#7E5132]Lord Jaguar[/color][/url]: [/b]He watches over everyone, and he looks so beautiful in the sun [b][url="http://magicduel.com/dlg/
  9. For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

  10. She walks in Beauty like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies, And all that’s best of dark and bright, Meet in her aspect and her eyes. -Lord Byron’s

  11. She walks in Beauty, like the nightOf cloudless climes and starry skies,

  12. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

  13. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car.

  14. ■Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

    1. Jubaris

      Jubaris

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWF1p68nIc

  15. Never knock on death's door, just ring the bell and run away, death really hates that

    1. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      What if I want to leave a burning pile of dog poo, too?

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      I'd love to see that! Go ahead next time you are in the neighborhood :)

  16. Never knock on death's door, just ring the bell and run away, death really hates that

  17. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.

    1. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      It's possible to dribble a football.. you just have to chase it and look stupid in the process.

    2. Lord Jaguar
  18. Some open minds should be closed for repairs.

    1. Maebius

      Maebius

      I prefer to keep mine like a Colander. Open and so full of holes, but helpful for washing veggies!

  19. The Lord of the Jungle hath returned. PARTY!

  20. Still under siege by the internet demons. May take awhile to beat them into submission again :(

    1. Stipple

      Stipple

      *offers the jaguar lord a huge snap trap to capture that ole lag demon*

    2. Stipple

      Stipple

      *offers the jaguar lord a huge snap trap to capture that ole lag demon*

    3. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      *takes the trap and triggers it on his computer tower*

  21. is juggling hamsters :)

  22. Honey I'm HOME! My internet was down for a week but now I'm back. Back in Black.

    1. Stipple

      Stipple

      oh those riffs (can just see Jaguar padding in from around a tree, freezing, then uleashing)
    2. Stipple

      Stipple

      oh those riffs (can just see Jaguar padding in from around a tree, freezing, then uleashing)
    3. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      Thanks Stipple :) AC/DC rocks!

  23. I'll be back on later tonight. Have a great day Ladies and Gentlemen :)

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