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Lord Jaguar

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  1. I threw it on the GROUND!!!

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    2. Krioni
    3. nadrolski


      sir Lord Jaguar, Ratbert is looking for you :D

    4. J-D


      I threw it in the AIR!!!

  2. Where is the bacon? Why is the bacon always gone?! XD

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    2. Shadowseeker


      *steals the last piece from Z's fork and eats it*

    3. (Zl-eye-f)-nea
    4. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      It goes in my burritos. Mmm.. burritos.

  3. 'cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.

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    2. Princess Katt

      Princess Katt

      My bags are packed, I'm ready to go...

    3. Princess Katt

      Princess Katt

      I'm standing here, outside your door...

    4. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      I went to Las Vegas, Nevada. And no, there was no partying XD.

  4. I've just seen a face, I can't forget the time or place where we just met :D

    1. Guillak


      She's just the girl for you!

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      And I want all the world to see we've met! :D
      *runs around singing gleefully*

  5. The world is like a simile.....

    1. Ars Alchemy

      Ars Alchemy

      My lawyers would like to speak with you.

  6. Always moving forward into an uncertain and volatile future.....

  7. Where is the party at?

    1. Sharazhad
    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      lol Then where are you? :D

  8. Overheard someone saying, "...and then they had to taser her again." lol!

    1. Maebius


      Guess they had to Taser her, first one wasn't phasin her...


  9. What kills me will only make me stronger.

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    2. Guillak


      Let's kill Passant! :D

    3. ChildOfTheSoul


      I love Passant though. >.< He's all french.

    4. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      Frenchman vs. Frenchman. Knowing the French, they'll both lose lol

  10. "Don't fall for anyone--unless they are willing to catch you." -Anonymous

  11. 3/5 vodka, FLOOR! lol

  12. Woe is the fate of socks....lol

  13. Either you think you can or you think you can’t you are right in both cases.

  14. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -C. S. Lewis

  15. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. ----Woody Allen

  16. The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? -Sigmund Freud

  17. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

  18. •Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. ---mark twain

  19. I'm currently writing a report on Sir Thomas More's "Utopia" and Karl Marx's "Communist Manifesto". No wonder there was a red scare...

  20. Panic! At the Disco :D

    1. Ars Alchemy

      Ars Alchemy

      Panic at the Taco Bell!

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