First of all, I'd tell you not to lose your head, but, well...from looks of it that's too late. HAHA! Get it? *coughs* Anyway...
Take no heed of the above, they're all very silly and obviously lack any skill in answering questions.
We all know the eternal toilet has plenty of paper! It's made from the finest, freshly pressed creatures, I'll have you know.
As for contacting the DS, everyone knows that they are't the "Delivery Service" they're the "Duty Solicitors". But yes, they could very well help you press charges against anyone for the loss of your head. We'r