Currently uploading it, I'll link it here when it's done.
This was quite the project and it didn't want to be completed. I'm not very good at rhyming and it shows in here. So instead it ended up not getting finished in favor of me mocking my inability to rhyme. Some parts weren't changed cause I wanted to get back to them and some just didn't work but I did my best to at least get a few laughs. Yes everything that did happen was scripted. Enjoy.