So I have decided I want to become a Fairy Princess. MD has dwarves, elves, idiotic people. Why not have a Fairy Princess.
I also want to change my name to Piss Piss. And I will run around MD and sprinkle fairy dust on everybody. The fairy dust will itch so everybody will scratch like crazy.
I will also have a familiar called Pumpkin. He'll be a twocorn (a mutated unicorn) and he'll have all the colors of the rainbow.
He'll have golden horseshoes and a fluffy tail. And I will tie ribbons to his twocorns.