Important -- Read Carefully.
This text is a legal agreement between the reader, hereafter referred to as "you", and me, hereafter referred to as "me". By reading it, you agree to be bound by the terms of this text. If you do not agree to be bound by the terms of this text, do not read it.
You may read this text one time, right now. If you want to read it again, you must [a] give me 1 silver or learn it yourself. You are prohibited from learning it yourself unless I teach you. I reserve the right to teach you incorrectly.
If you decide you do not like this agreement, you must completely remove it from your memory. I recommend a partial frontal lobotomy.
You agree to give me your bank account and credit card numbers. I don't really expect you to, but some people are just that dumb.
Your exclusive remedy for any breach of this Limited Warranty is as follows: Tough noogie.
This EULA is the entire agreement between you and me. If you have questions about any part of this agreement, it's too late. You've read it already.