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  1. How come 2 of the world's most well known chefs are British but British cuisine either sucks either doesn't exist? How is that possible?

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    2. Syrian

      Syrian

      no its true, english food sucks :P

    3. Ackshan Bemunah

      Ackshan Bemunah

      Azthor, you remind me of someone.

      Dst: is the either/either thing a romanian translative crossover, or do you just do it because it's fancy?

    4. Ackshan Bemunah

      Ackshan Bemunah

      I ask because I saw it also in the principles descriptions.

  2. Holy BFH Cow! -20 Celsius degrees during the night! Brrrr...

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    2. purplebunny

      purplebunny

      lol I think I'll stay where I am, though thanks for the offer DD :P

    3. BFH

      BFH

      Visit me! :D You will never freeze on the Caribbean! :D Beach & Surf 365 :D

    4. Nimrodel

      Nimrodel

      i start freezing at 18'C. -.-

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    2. Kiley

      Kiley

      When I find a book that captivates me, I will not read the last 100 pages or so:P I sometimes reread a book several times before reading the ending..hehe

    3. dst

      dst

      @Kiley: you're a masochist! I, sometimes, if the tension is too high, I read the ending. This way I can relax and savor the book afterwards :D

    4. Azthor

      Azthor

      I must have deleted my own post while helplessly flailing about the touchscreen. :(

  3. Today I feel old...

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    2. dst

      dst

      What forum topic? >_<

    3. Grido

      Grido

      to let you go hide it? no way :P

    4. dst

      dst

      If you don't show it to me, it doesn't exits!

  4. Bah! I need a 48 hour DAY!!!

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    2. dst

      dst

      Oh...I would loove an assistant :D

    3. Chewett

      Chewett

      Im sure redneck would be your assistant :D

    4. BFH

      BFH

      Only 48 hours...?? Why not a longer one?

  5. *yawns like there's no tomorrow*

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    2. (Zl-eye-f)-nea

      (Zl-eye-f)-nea

      Dont worry Dst!! I'll find more beans!!

    3. dst

      dst

      Before that feed Nimmy something cause she seems way too hungry!

    4. Nimrodel
  6. Spammers: Killed! Next: Noobs!

  7. The tea is in the medicine cabinet in a box of cocoa on which is written "salt"

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    2. Aeoshattr

      Aeoshattr

      Don't worry, TeamBrit comes with its own tea.

    3. Ary Endleg

      Ary Endleg

      Mostly because real Brits dislike tea with taste of paper coming from paperbag?

    4. dst

      dst

      I can gather some herbs from which to make them tea...like...MANDRAKE :D

  8. Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all ice giants. I don't see many ice giants around...

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    2. Dragual

      Dragual

      Yes Grido, Jesus was real. But so was Saint Nickolas. :p

    3. Maebius

      Maebius

      What has Lord Tipu promised to rid us all of, I wonder?

    4. Chewett

      Chewett

      Himself, however he is incapable :D

  9. O.o.....http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aoEBOjn_700b.jpg

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    2. Sunfire

      Sunfire

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

    3. dst

      dst

      OMG :))). I can't stop laughing :))))))

    4. dst

      dst

      And watch this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM -------10 Freaking Hours :))

  10. Do you have a problem with me Pipstick? Does it bother you that I used THAT place of the forum to place such things? Btw: I would apreciate if you would have the guts to actually SAY my name and not hide under skillful words.

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    2. Sharazhad

      Sharazhad

      I would appreciate if you two sorted your shyte somewhere else other than the forum.

    3. Pipstickz

      Pipstickz

      PUBLIC forums aren't for PRIVATE business. Shouldn't you know that?

    4. Xcercses

      Xcercses

      i would appreicate it if someone would get me a pizza!

  11. To do List: 1) Buy a sword; 2) Name it Kindness; 3) Kill people with Kindness

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    2. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      1. Buy a sword that's way to heavy for anyone to use; 2. name it Truth, 3. go around shouting "You can't handle the Truth!"

    3. Jubaris
    4. Dan

      Dan

      1) Get an Elu; 2) Name it Problems; 3) Give it to a caretaker. Now they will take care of your Problems.

  12. Only a ninja can sneak behind another ninja...

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    2. Rophs

      Rophs

      Only a bear can bear a bare bear, and that bear can barely bear the bare bear.

    3. Mallos

      Mallos

      If light is so fast, how come its never caught a ninja?

    4. Maebius

      Maebius

      Mallos, it's because ninjas wear black, Light catches it all the time, but they kill it. :P

  13. You complain there is no activity in MD and there is you complain it's too much! Shall I say the word?

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    2. Mallos

      Mallos

      wasnt me complaining. actually, it wasnt even much of a complaint in the full context. good attention seeking though.

    3. dst

      dst

      Yes, you are an attention seeker. My comment has NOTHING to do with you. It was not even directed at you.

    4. Mallos

      Mallos

      Ahaha, yep. We are both good at getting attention when we want right?

  14. Are you behaving?

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    2. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      I am! badly tho...

    3. dst

      dst

      I don't behave when I am NOT in a vacation, what do you expect from me when I am in one? :D

    4. Darigan

      Darigan

      We'd have to ask whoever you go on vacation with :P

  15. Dear Chuck Norris,Please close the door of your refrigerator. sincerely, Whole of Europe

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    2. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      That's where he keeps his slimjims. Chuck Norris can't exist without slimjims.

    3. J-D

      J-D

      Or he could throw the refrigerator over here. It's not nearly cold enough over here.

    4. Mallos

      Mallos

      Kick it into outer space, make us reach absolute zero faster.

  16. Eara, you can say thing to my face. No need to make generic comments.It's healtier. And it will not change my opinion of you. It's already changed.

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    2. dst

      dst

      If you say so :D You know better. :D

    3. Eara Meraia

      Eara Meraia

      it is simple...talking allegorically, if you run to the court for divorce because your husband didn't wash dishes once, you probably married him while being drunk ;)

    4. dst
  17. Oh noes!!! My signature is gone!! My Decalogue!!! Noooo!!! The horror!

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    2. Muratus del Mur
    3. Aeoshattr

      Aeoshattr

      Uh... speaking of, can we not have sigs anymore? I can't see them anywhere in the settings...

    4. dst

      dst

      I've neg repped you Mur! How can you SAY THAT?

  18. Now can I have a medal?

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    2. dst

      dst

      I want a medal for my flowers as well so no! :P

    3. Valldore Nal

      Valldore Nal

      No One should get one for your flowers :P

    4. dst

      dst

      but they are MINE!!

  19. Maebius asked me this morning for a rant topic to eclipse Greedo spamming. I ALWAYS deliver! :D

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    2. ChildOfTheSoul

      ChildOfTheSoul

      I need to prepare myself for more neg rep. D:

    3. xrieg
    4. Maebius

      Maebius

      thanks DST! worked better than I expected. :)

  20. Saw Life of PI - I still can't take my mind out of it. Trully amazing movie!

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    2. Tipu

      Tipu

      Iam going to watch second time this Sunday.

    3. Lazarus

      Lazarus

      You were there too Tipu.

    4. Maebius

      Maebius

      I missed it in theatres here, but REALLY wanted to see it. :(
      Now, patience for NetFlix!

  21. Konfushus Kitteh sez: Goggie dat run in front of car get tired. Googie dat run behind car get exhausted. Either way, googie stoopid.

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    2. Jubaris
    3. Maebius

      Maebius

      Disapproving Rabbit just roller eyes and frowns, at the silly other pets and their hyoomans.

    4. Pipstickz

      Pipstickz

      Authoritative Human corrects all grammar and spelling mistakes, and punishes all animals because they never seem to learn through any other means.

  22. RO government wants to send 10 (ten) soldiers to Mali. It may not seem much but they are level 34, fully armed and with magical potions. They would send also half of our aircrafts but the pilot is sick...

    1. Chengmingz

      Chengmingz

      LOOL. It's ok. Canada sent a single cargo plane. It's too far and we're running out of people as it is.

    2. Maebius

      Maebius

      I read this status to my son and he just LAUGHED, and eyerolled about how 2 planes is NOT a real army. I had to explain, that -was- the joke. :D

    3. dst

      dst

      Actually the part about sending 10 soldiers is true. Meaning they want to send 10 soldiers...

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