Well, there are lot's of jokes with bob in it, like 'a 10 feet room, with a treasure chest and bob guarding it', or 'and bob was tehre too', Bob is just a metaphore, for the common and thus unimportant and failling man. It's a nice way of making a situation lighter and funnier, but gets slapstick stupid real soon... So bob in this game is ... my kind of humor... lol....
That doesn't sound right does it?
And if you want something that is totally unarchaic, you should try using wonderfull neo and uber combinations.
Like 'the mirroring tree of inadequacy' (get it? har har? ... [insert verb] y