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Tony The Pony

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With the help of Ravenstrider, Windy, and Sorain, we created this masterpiece while under the influence of alcohol!

Earlier today, at a cafe, I met a pony, named tony.

He was sitting down on a chair that was brown, drinking a bottle of beer with his good buddy, Queer.

Tony looks at the ground, then turning around,

And spots a frog riding a dog, he scratched his head and turned all red.

Queer turns to Tony, and asks the Pony, "My dear Queer, What's the frog doing on that dog?!"

The frog looks at tony, and suddenly jumps on the pony

Tony jumps into the air with quite some funny flair and the frog lands back onto the dog.

The frog then turns to Tony," You silly pony! Your hiny is all slimy!"

Tony replies, still waving off flies: " It is not my hiney, that is all slimy"

"But if it is not you or me, who could it be?"

"It was the dog," replied the frog, "And his tube of experimental lube"

Queer then said with a leer, "That was really quite dear"

The dog look's at the Pony with disdain, " Why must it be your hiney, and not your mane?"

"Because the frog, you dreadful dog, landed on my hiney, and not my mane" said the pony, sounding insane.

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