Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Kiley

Random Quotes

Recommended Posts

[Timon and Pumbaa have found their dream
home; Timon is talking to himself, Pumbaa is
making a celebration supper]
Timon: The monkey was right! We found it! The perfect life!
Pumbaa: I'll just whip up a little something.
Timon: He had the perfect name for it, too.
Pumbaa: Come and get it!
Timon: [sits at a rock] Such a wonderful phrase. It had this rhythm. Laduda Ladada.
Pumbaa: Try this - hot tuna frittata.
Timon: Hmm. No, that's not it.
Pumbaa: The spinach armada.
Timon: Quiet, Pumbaa. I'm trying to think.
Pumbaa: A spoon of ricotta.
Timon: Two words.
Pumbaa: A wormy piccata.
Timon: Six syllables.
Pumbaa: Kahuna colada.
Timon: Twelve letters.
Pumbaa: A blue enchilada.
Timon: Rhymes with... .
Pumbaa: Legumes on a platter.
Timon: Think, think, think.
Pumbaa: [poking a dish] This oughta be hotta.
Timon: I forget.
Pumbaa: I gotta lambada! [dances right into Timon]
Timon: HEY! How can you dance at a time like this? I'm DYIN' here!... . Ooh, sorry about that, pal.
Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
Timon: ....Come again?
Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata - It means "no worries". Ah-ohhhh... .

Timon: Waaait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.
Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? What are you doin'?
Timon: Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... . Would you do me the honor of
becoming... my bride?
Shenzi: I don't think so!
Timon: Shenzi Marie, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work."
"What will the children look like?"
Shenzi: Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature.
Timon: Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of
termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I
ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? I'm
lonely.
Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"It's not a sacrifice to renounce the unwanted. It is
not a sacrifice to give your life for others, if death is
your personal desire. To achieve the virtue of
sacrifice, you must want to live, you must love it,
you must burn with passion for this Earth and for
all the splendor it can give you - you must feel the twist of every knife as it slashes your desires away from your reach and drains your love out of your body. It is not mere death that the morality of sacrifice holds out to you as an ideal, but death by slow torture." - John galt (atlas shrugged) Edited by Nimrodel

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.

 

That was the thought that came to mind when I saw this topic, besides what's in my forum signature.  :P    Best first line I've ever read!

 

Next one: 

 

What have we learned,
the world is never as mad as it could be.
If I leave my grin behind, remind me
we're all mad here
and it's ok!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hahahahaha and perhaps the best if one asks me:

 

I do not aim with my eye;
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my hand.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun;
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Alright,  I'll jump on that wagon, before the world moves on again and goes all Nineteen....  :P

 

“The quickest way to learn about a new place is to know what it dreams of.”
 

“There will be water if God wills it.”
 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

  • Forum Statistics

    15,829
    Total Topics
    173,469
    Total Posts
  • Recently Browsing

    No registered users viewing this page.

  • Upcoming Events

    No upcoming events found
  • Recent Event Reviews

×
×
  • Create New...